1. 2 years ago 

   Seriously, yous the funman righto?

   So.. A.. let’s call him “friend” came up to me and asked me “you gay, you won’t make a pass at me right?”…. Why do some straight blokes think just because someone is gay they will be on their most wanted list. Hell, girls don’t want you why should a gay men, were more demanding. And here’s a list;

   1. You don’t look like a green-eyed adonis called Mauro, which is my bf.
   2. You don’t shave, anywhere, you nasty (I could make a carpet of your fur). If I wanted a wolf I would hump my fabulous dog, who looks better then you
   3. Your straight, single, 25, living at your parents and play WOW.. enough said

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